Kassandra is just going around Ancient Greece seducing women and having dudes pay her to sleep with their wives.
Game of the year
Wow you told me exactly what to expect and I still couldn’t fuckin believe what I was watching
Author: spaceacekaiju
Bard, play thyne happiest rhymes!
holy fuckin shit
Slutty Witch
Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is.
fuck dude, there’s sure not
this sure is a hot take (x)
neverending noodles
Version 1.1.5
- Crabs now deal poison damage.
- Crow faction and Raven factions have been merged into one group to remove the divide between players and encourage them to play and work together.
- Seahorses re-balanced entirely and can now fight on land. *this is subject to change depending on how it affects the balance of the game.
- Reduced the frequency of blackholes spawning.
- Increased atmospheric pressure values on the Venus server.
TEMPORARY QUICK-FIX PATCH NOTES
- Crab poison damage formula changed. *the damage was not intended to scale so high that Shark and Octopus players were being easily preyed on
- Seahorses temporarily removed from the game due to a bug that allowed them to clip into other players killing them instantly.
Inktober Oct 5 – Chicken
someone: *drives next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*
me: don’t make it weird



