post–grad:

• no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)
• lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership
• when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression
• minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves
• increased likelihood of mermaid encounters
• effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow
• free salt scrub 

themoonsoldourmemories:

meg-shay:

ethiopienne:

iamatinyowl:

iamatinyowl:

Don’t date men who dont do housework/chores until they’re asked.

By that I mean: it is not your responsibility alone to keep track of and manage the household labour and chores.

Do not date someone who expects you to tally and distribute tasks like they’re a child getting chores from their parents.

You should never feel like the parent nagging for chores to be done before playtime in an adult partnership.

There’s a really great comic about this too.

Read the comic.

This genuinely just changed my life.