Tag: thor

zevveli:

thorsbian:

thorsbian:

Not that i dont love thor and believe in him and know that he’ll be a great king but…he’s kinda been gallivanting around saving the universe for like the last decade….whilst odin’s been hiding from his mistakes and faking amnesia and sightseeing…and loki’s been scamming the whole world and getting dicked down by various sugar daddies…..heimdall truly was the only pillar of like, actual government, that asgard had and now he’s gone…..thor’s gonna be like hmmmm which one of you knows how to do taxes

Thor: ok where’s the economy ?

Valkyrie: what do you mean WHERE’s the economy? Do you mean where are the book keepers?

Thor: ah yes, of course, i was just trying out a bit of colloquialism ! So where are the money librarians ?

Valkyrie: this is so fucking sad

Thor: well apparently the book keepers have all died so good news! Taxes are cancelled!

Thor: Okay, since apparently we have no money, the new currency of Asgard will be Push-ups.

Valkyrie: I think that’s the best idea you’ve had since taking over.

Tony: THAT’S A HORRIBLE IDEA!

Valkyrie: Sadly that doesn’t change my statement.

Thor: Current exchange rate is 100 Push-ups to five United States Dollars.

Valkyrie: Okay, top six.