Hi my name is Elizabeth Caledonia Calamity Ashe and I have long ash white hair (that’s how I got my name) with paper lashes and red lips and glowing red eyes like limpid blood and a lot of people tell me I look like Amelie Lacroix (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!)
I’m not related to Gerard but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a sniper but I have no scope. I have pale white skin. I’m also a sniper, and I got to a gang called Deadlock in America where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth cowgirl (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a corsetted vest with matching yeehaw boots and black leather skin tight pants and black fingerless gloves. I was wearing red lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow. I was walking outside Route 66. It was cloudless and raining so there was a lot of sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Overwatch members stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
i want to ignore overwatch but every time it makes the news it’s always unavoidable and the thing that happened is always ridiculous
like how am i not supposed to react to “blizzard accidentally made mcree 100 years old because they’re so bad at writing and also they released a character that suffers from Blizzard Sameface so hard that everyone thought she was a cowboy themed Mercy skin.”
does bl*zzard have one female model that they just kind of tweak every time they make a new female character or am i just a hater
i wanted to make a comparison to the readily unmasked male heroes on the official overwatch website’s hero roster, but as far as the male heroes who have *unmasked* skins, the diversity only widens.
and we must include torbjorn, both for his unique facial features and also unique body type/stature
and although roadhog remains masked his body type compared to the other male heroes, even to reinhardt who matches roadhog in height, is VERY unique
whereas new female heroes get small tweaks in their facial features and body types, the male heroes’ scope of diversity is a lot wilder in comparison,which sucks and isn’t really fair.
you are probably the only person on this post who has actually compared the male characters to the female characters and i thank you so much. people just keep bringing up the same 2 or 3 female characters (including orisa??for some reason?) who have slight variations in their faces/bodies as some kind of gotcha without realizing how vastly the male characters vary in comparison to the female characters.
its because blizzard sees being a woman as diverse enough
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