Venom (2018), trailer vs. the actual movie

fantasticbeastsandheretofindthem:

(Venom 2018, the trailer)

*creepy orchestra music* *people screaming*

Venom, growling: The way I see it, Eddie… *slams Eddie into a wall* …We… *Eddie screams, eyes turn completely black* …Can do… *Unhinges his jaw and bites off someone’s head* …Whatever we want

*bone-crushing noises* *more screaming*

Some grim and serious trailer voice: We all have our own… *dramatic pause* …Demons

(Venom 2018, the movie)

Venom, yelling at Eddie from a broken bathroom mirror: Dumb little bitch, I’ve reminded you to get tater tots on our way home 15 fucking times and you still forgot? Piece of shit. Useless scum of the Earth

Eddie:

Eddie: Parasite

Venom, voice breaking: You take that back. You take that back Right Now

verycharismaticdragon:

scroll fast to not catch venom spoiler

underapreciated moment in Venom:

at the end of the bike chase, Eddie says “oh that was pretty cool actually, not gonna lie” and then is hit by the bad guy’s car right after

which is 100x funnier the second time watching because you realize that was the first time someone called Venom symbiote, a known loser, cool

and hearing that caused them to fuck up immediately