doctorbutler:

alex-multiverse:

hype-kaminari-kun:

Why Wii Fit Trainer doing yoga poses during attack in “World of Light”? Here the reason.

SHE FUCKING TRIED TO ABUSE AN I-FRAME TO AVOID GALEEM’S LASER

Game-mechanics are canon to the Smash Bros. universe.

elitigre:

frender:

deadfoxforcutie:

trashgender-neurotica:

blueeyeddl:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

trashgender-neurotica:

When you’re an adult man and you try to troll a little girl but instead she drags you straight to hell.

(source)

“I’m down with white nationalism but I will clutch my pearls if I hear an F-bomb.”

White people in a nutshell.

Is he calling her “young man” or “young ma’am”? I can’t tell. Considering it’s infowars, may be relevant either way…..

He said “young man”, no doubt in an attempt to launch into anti-trans rhetoric with her as a prop.

This is a good way to handle that.

why is it that every reactionary white dude talks like this. “oh wow, oh my gosh!! oh golly!! oh jeepers!!”

it’s actually a little bit horrifying that he would try to expose a child to the lion den of internet white nationalism by making her a prop to make fun of. but yeah, the little girl is “scandalous” because she rightfully called this grown man a fucking idiot

bradley-upperbitch-iii:

Translation:

Hey gang, I just ran after this animal. Someone tell me what animal is this. Look. It’s weird, I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, my god *bird kicks* HEY, CALM IT FUCKER, DON’T PECK ME. My mom has a zoo at her house, I’m gonna take it to her. But look, it’s a weird animal *bird starts pecking his fingers* AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT PECKED ME, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. *sucks air through teeth* UUUGHH FUCK, HE’S PECKING ME GUYS AAAAAAAAHH, ASSHOLE AAAH. FUCKER, LET ME GO, OH FUCK AAH–

amalgarn:

amalgarn:

amalgarn:

sometimes, I lay in bed thinking long and hard about how there’s no way in hell flowey would allow himself to be potted because of how that would restrict his mobility and freedom. and sometimes, sometimes my muse blesses me with a vision on how this problem would be solved

and sometimes toonboom doesn’t allow gif exports and my photoshop license is expired so i just post my bullshit animation as a video

hears the fucking horrible sound of the roots and pot scuttling and scraping across the hardwood floor in the middle of the night “oh don’t worry, that’s just flowey up to something terrible as usual”

#Now imagine him scuttling across your ceiling

Undertale alarm app 2018