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Tag: john mulaney
Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post
I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can
foreverfiftythousandfrozenfoxes:
literally desaturate any frame from john m.ulaney’s latest standup and it looks like it’s from a variety show in 1935
I’m sorry but variety shoes did not exist in 1935. Or even 45
I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.
john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined
‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’
“God can’t hear you.”
“One black coffee”
I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him
He looks like the chaotic evil of Fred Rogers
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