wishem:

supersaiyansaint:

wishem:

qualitydoggo:

brendaonao3:

sensei-wrong:

symbiote-spideypool:

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

I am sorry Cable looks like that

I laughed my ass of at “bad guy uwu” I love this entire comic so much

The most dangerous of all bad guys

gallusrostromegalus:

botanyshitposts:

tilthat:

TIL of a thousand year old rosebush in Hildesheim Germany. It even survived world war two, despite the fact that the church it grows next to was destroyed by allied bombers.

via reddit.com

she

1. Obligatory @thebibliosphere tag.

2. @botanyshitposts tags: 

#again an example of the absolute nihilism of plants that i love so much#this plant is completely unaware that its lived a thousand years#look theres a little plague in front of her!!! humans are so amazed by her age!!!!!!#but is she amazed by her age? no. #she knows only that she seeks nuntrient.#she is above our petty hominid conflicts and admiration#look at her vines coming off!!!! she is seeking more structures upon which to place her glucose manufacturing organs!!!!#she demands another trellis from her underlings!!!!!!!

3. This rosebush is probably a fixture in local bee religion.