Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork
Man I forgot to post these here! I ran my DnD campaign several weeks ago and my players finally got to meet these NPCs. I’m posting them now so you can meet them too!
Basically a “virtuous” cannibal giant and his tiny kappa bard assistant. The more characters that get introduced the weirder the game gets, tbh.
when phantom of the opera comes on and u know it’s about a creepo who’s been grooming a young woman for years while pretending to be her dead father but the music still slaps
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