seraqueer:

vampireapologist:

istolethem-fromthepresident:

vampireapologist:

theubergrump:

vampireapologist:

what good is a piano full of Actual For Real Bees if they don’t even know how to play

Transcribed (paragraph breaks are where the video cuts): 

“You know, life is normal, I just have to very cautiously move Brianna’s many swords, because there are bees coming out of the piano upon which she stores them!

Okay, the axes are my fault, so, I guess I have to take some of the blame here.

The longbow’s mine, but I’m not taking credit for this: [the camera pans to a staff topped with a carved wolf’s head]

You know, just the Piano Bees, so… Not a big deal. We’re just- we’re not worried about it, we’re just not worried abou-”

this was a simpler time

what is this who is Brianna why do you both have so many weapons

the bees are the least troubling thing about this

so you’re just gonna leave your piano bees alone, no melee weapons, indefensible???

extreme lesbian energies here

things u don’t need to be non binary or genderfluid

mortalcoeur:

– an androgynous face

– flat chest

– a neutrally pitched voice

– white. your skin colour, your heritage, your culture, they are parts of u to be as proud of as your gender identity, and though you may not see yourself represented the way white nb/gf people are – please, please know that it makes you no less valid, no less real.

u just need to know that who u are is real, recognise that ur identity is ur identity, no matter what the outsides say, no matter who tries to dictate to you who u are/what that identity is.

who you are is who you are, and that is completely valid.