habla-gated:

twilightisgaynow:

sangotori:

twilightisgaynow:

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

I loveeeeee dumbass twilight

why doesn’t the x-mansion have wheelchair ramps

eliminativism:

lucaumbriel:

eliminativism:

durnesque-esque:

zozi-schlegel:

salemcenter10560:

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it’s literally his house

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how does he get in and out of his own house

when your creators forget to give you a way to leave your own fucking house

Sounds like Sims…

He is capable of astral projection why would he ever leave? He can possess a Tibetan sherpa if he wants to feel the wind in his hair again – or feel his hair.

Yeah,but sometimes you just wanna get out and stretch your legs, you know?

>stretch your legs

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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I’m gay because my mom let me read Stephen King too young and I thought that’s just how sex was for straight people.

Don’t defend Stephen King’s sex scenes!!! I don’t wanna do lackluster no eye contact hand stuff with a brooding New England father who can’t handle the weight of the horrors lurking within his town (or are they within himself??? Oooh makes you think), and I’m certainly not gonna have pantyhose fetish hallucination sex with Elvis through some cursed sunglasses the devil gave me, and that’s final.

boy-ngo:

boy-ngo:

boy-ngo:

I mean think about it. They stopped working together after Nightmare Before Christmas. Tim Selfinserton is known for really connecting to his characters; and for Nightmare, Danny insisted on being Jack because he saw so much of himself in him. Considering that Tim kept putting off writing the script (and then ended up not doing it lmao) and for some time the only words on paper were Danny’s songs, and parts of the film were shot before there even was a script. The fact that Tim wasn’t directing and the “script” they were using was Danny’s (who Tim didn’t respect) must’ve been a blow to his ego. Tim’s characters are him, he couldn’t handle Danny’s control over Jack who he (Danny) also saw as an extension of himself. You can see that in the film, as Jack isn’t the typical Burton protagonist, most notably in the scene where he realizes he was wrong and goes and fixes his mistake instead of whining about how no one gets his art and running away. So they didn’t speak for three years because they were doubles of Jack Skellington.