I’ve read a fanfic about Crowley taking pics of Zira with his phone (If you were the person who wrote it, please tell me) and I thought… what if Crowley buys Zira a phone and decides to fill it with ridiculous pics? Btw, Crowley is a 5 years old who thinks that bugles claws are fun (they are…)
I never expected to care about the Good Omens tv series, but here we are. It does sometimes feel like I’m the only one in it for chubby Michael Sheen rather than ginger David Tennant though.
the thought of aziraphale being in Crowley’s flat and seeing that fucking statue every single time he’s there. like hi crowley, oh there’s the statue of us fucking that you thought was subtle enough to be an intimidation tactic but is clearly just a product of your sexual frustration and 6000 years spent pining. lovely. shall we eat at the Ritz today?
What if it was a mutual purchase that they bought while drunk one time at an auction because they both thought it would be hilarious, and now a few hundred years later it’s still in Crowley’s flat because they have an unspoken competition over which of them will mention how awkward it is first
For anyone else who was initially confused like I was lol
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