djchives:

rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-pt2:

nommobile:

unshaped:

megainum:

thesilverhammer:

godpenis:

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “

I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes.

CAN I GET A BOX?

As a server this speaks to my soul 😂😂

When she said “can I get a container for my ranch so I can put it in my box” I felt that

maltedmilkchocolate:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-rain-monster:

pettyartist:

nataliesama:

arooooo:

1-800-hellyeah:

did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

@ladyepicenter

how the fuck

T H E    M O L E    D I V I N E R

Of course there is an ancient Scottish art of finding moles in golf courses.

druids are real and they use their animal affinity for mole-grabbing

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/magic-mr-mole-man-becomes-6381679

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3220769/Mole-one-Golf-club-owner-holds-hand-course-telepathically-locates-small-mammal-digging-ground.html

lol

Dude’s from Lancaster. Not Yorkshire, Scotland, or Australia(???HOW???).