sleuth’s over here like aww yiss i got the most hardboiled kismessitude in town while droog’s just like why do i keep making out with this buffoon

i kept fucking up the linework on this but hey!!!!! who cares!!!!!

your slick pup is VERY valid. what happens when he encounters a droog kitty?

mobsters-and-detectives:

mobsters-and-detectives:

Favorite method of avoiding any of your duties?

Or, you know, read or something.

endrae:

I was supposed to draw something serious but then I accidentally meme’d the sketch and…. nv it was a nice warm thought I get something proper done

(translation for slick: Heeeeyyyy would you be interested in sundial)

hellobeau:

someday i will go back to goodposting

that day is not today

shallow:

trainedbrofessional:

u best not be jockin my man

u kno what i’m talkin about

showin him ur gay porn

what u playin at qurl

oh christ oh christ oh christ i can’t handle this I CAN’THKLNGghanelghinb