Commissions are up for the first time ever and I am a nervous pile of jittery bits! I had to do a fair bit of research and the like but I got something eventually, I hope. XD
I can/will draw pretty much any character from any franchise or imagination.
I cannot/ will not draw explicit nudity / gore / inappropriate themes. Due to legal reasons, I am also incapable of drawing anything Bendy and the Ink Machine.
Send me a direct message on Tumblr if you’re unsure if I’ll draw a thing and I will answer any and all questions you may have. Email me at timethehobo@gmail if you are certain you’d like something. Thank ye kindly and have a lovely day! I will do my best. 🙂
Inktober prompt 18, Bottle! Jon’s had a rough couple days so he’s relaxing by having a beer with his bird friends. Don’t worry Wendy will peck him if she thinks he’s about to drink too many.
*Riddler jumps into an OC Transpo bus in an attempt to make a quick getaway.*
Riddler: Let’s go! I’ve got places to be!
Operator: I’m sorry, sir. We are on a timed stop.
Riddler: But this bus is late! You need to –
Operator: A timed stop, sir.
Riddler: You don’t understand, I’m running from Batman and –
Operator: A timed stop sir. While we’re waiting, may I see your POP, please?
Riddler: My – oh come on, does it look like I have anywhere to carry a Presto card? *gestures to his spandex*
*Scarecrow appears outside the open doors, astride a horse*
Scarecrow:
Edward, why on earth did you think you could depend on public transit??
Come, I will rescue you from your foolishness. Again.
Riddler:*leaping onto horse* I’m filing a complaint with your superiors!
Operator: Good luck with that.
*They ride three blocks before they have to stop*
Scarecrow: What a congested downtown core. Ghastly. What is it this time, a sinkhole?
*Riddler peers over Scarecrow’s shoulder at the problem. He sees what appear to be red uniformed men and women on horses.*
Together: The RCMP Musical Ride!
Riddler:
Dammit, Jonathan, I can’t believe you’ve just placed us straight in the
midst of a multitude of one of the most relentless police forces in all of
North America!“
*Scarecrow glares in response and Riddler raises his hands*
Riddler: I’m sorry! I’m sorry. Riding a horse in spandex isn’t the most comfortable thing in the world.
*Scarecrow
tries to turn around but now they’re blocked in. Who should come
through the mounted police in front of them but Batman!*
Riddler: Oh. Let me guess. Batman is an honorary member of the RCMP.
Batman *tipping his hat*: You guessed right, erstwhile evildoer! And I, much
like the RCMP, always get my man. Now come along. I believe a stint in
the Royal Ottawa would be good for the both of you!
Scarecrow: See if I rescue you again, Edward.
Riddler: I didn’t need rescued! OC Transpo is 100% reliable, user-friendly, and on schedule! Except for today.
*Batman winks. He was the transit operator in disguise.*
And Black Plague said to White Plague, “Shall you do the honors or shall I?” And White Plague smiled softly and said “Why not both.”
an INCREDIBLE!! collab with the amazing @hermannco
We talked about his Crane as the embodiment of tuberculosis, which led to the two versions as aspects of pestilence, with mine as bubonic plague. I did inking, Leo did colors and GOD did it make it pop so vividly and concretely. It really turned out so amazingly and better than I ever hoped.
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