codotafterdark:

I like that you asked me this twice like I didn’t know what you were getting at the first time. You are ADORABLE.

So who likes training for their oral exams?

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Oswald Cobblepot is quite the cunning linguist, and while he does not fellate, he has been fellated by more than a few gents in his time.

Edward Nygma knows all the ins and outs (snicker) of pleasuring a lady. He knows how to orally pleasure a man as well, but the opportunity has yet to… arise.

Jonathan Crane is a functional lover, as well as a sadist. So if bringing someone to the brink of an orgasm with your mouth is pure torture, he’s there. Just ask Harley (just not in front of Joker). He’s not terribly keen on blowjobs – basically, just make it wet enough to get it in. Plus, I think he’s only met one person who managed to clean their plate if you know what I mean.

Harley Quinn and Joker are oral fiends. They love nothing more than the 69 race, where one has to stop performing on the other because their partner hit that sweet spot JUST right, and now they’re left a drooling mess – helpless against the other’s oral delights.

Digger Harkness loves getting sucked off but is absolutely awful at reciprocating. He’s a man who’s clearly watched too much porn and just has not bothered to get any better.

Slade Wilson doesn’t understand why anyone would put someone else’s genitals in their mouth. He does not see the appeal.

Alastor Sharpe has no gag reflex and can touch the tip of his nose with his tongue. He was able to auto-fellate as a teenager, but alas “the glorious gift hath left me”.

Jervis Tetch does not enjoy kissing the southern lips (his loss, poor bastard), but is not opposed to getting tulips on his organ. Yeah, he’s one of THOSE people.

While Pamela Isley is a meat eater, she draws the line at tube steak. She’s spread a few pink petals in her time, but usually prefers a more hands-on approach when it comes to pleasure, but If someone could get a little more power behind their licks, they may be able to get ivy to greener pastures. (plant puns! I am so fucking clever!)

Selena Kyle can take it or leave it, on both counts. The only reason she does it for Bruce is because she’s good at it and she enjoys the feeling of power. She likes looking into Bruce’s eyes at his weakest, most vulnerable moment. It gets her off. Him too. Win/win.

Harvey Dent is notorious for being as good with his tongue in the bedroom as he is in the courtroom, and Harv can bring those pretty young men to their knees with his skill, though more often than not, he prefers them to get them where they need to be.

Someone had made the bold assumption that Garfield Lynns would be great at fellatio and tried to test their theory (against his will). They never found the tip.

Basil Karlo was incredible at fellatio – it’s just a shame no one could know about it.

Juanito Banos (Bane) is an avid lover of all forms of oral sex but will not perform fellatio in front of anyone other than the recipient (a thoroughly degrading prison experience left a bit of a scar in that area). That said, the Bull of Topo Chico will gladly perform cunnilingus in front of a crowd. He has no problem with exhibitionism (outside of the aforementioned situation), and if you saw him nude, you would understand why. (He doesn’t have Jon’s length, but he has an uncanny girth).