throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight:

hellalambs:

ibroketuesday:

deanscourse:

paper-mario-wiki:

i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.

that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”

the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned

oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when this movie was being filmed, where the internet got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE

You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers.

If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten “Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)” released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again

celticpyro:

batter-sempai:

philalethistry:

philalethistry:

philalethistry:

So I was looking at all of the experiments from the Lilo and Stitch show and honestly most of them look like Baby’s First DeviantArt OC from 2005, but then there’s this CANON experiment and

I’m sorry are you telling me Jumba Jookiba made Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine

Alright there’s a BUNCH of these bad boys here’s my faves so far:

Jumba’s so fucking petty I’m crying

Um

Sorry what?? ? Repeat that please;;

This is very specific. Somebody on the ‘creative’ team had a bad day

tHAT IS CALLED MURDER AND IT IS I L L E G A L;;;;;;;; ;;;;

JUMBA NO

Here’s more, this is going to be a long post

Mmmmmm ‘kay so first of all fuck you

Jumba what is with you and bones, can you stop

Once again, Jumba is a petty bitch

Alright, so, breaking and taking bones I get, but how does one lose their spine?

Jumba’s subconscious made this experiment

WHY

Good boy. You get him Philip

JUMBA HAS A WIFE??? What happened to her? D:

She divorced him after he created an alien that breaks her china.