do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”
i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won’t move out of the way so this one girl is like “im gonna go see what this guy’s problem is” and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who was behaving aggressively to them.
so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man.
I was watching an episode of CSI where the entire reason they were going forward with the case was that ‘no woman would wear a bra this expensive without also wearing the matching panties’. What porn logic is this? I was, at that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no I didn’t spring for the matching panties. Even if I did, I wouldn’t wear them as often as a bra. Panties I wash daily. Bras? Not so much.
But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would look in just underthings.
Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one sign it was written by a man.
In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around
“At any rate, I dunno who this ‘HABIT’ guy is. But if there’s some other demon out there who’s gonna come lookin’ for trouble, then, well… I guess I’m the only guy who might be able to stand up to ‘em, bein’ a ‘real’ demon myself.”
“It’s kinda scary. I don’t think I much like alla’ this occult business.”
so after the “drill instructor” comment by Bendy in my recent comic,@ceeblathers mentioned that she couldn’t help but think of Bob Ross
and given my design of Henry’s history of being drafted for WWII (causing him to leave Joey Drew Studios) coupled with Henry’s canonically way-too-chill voice, the comparison was entirely too perfect not to take advantage of
so I guess this is my design for Henry?? lots of folks were making them, so why not, right? I kinda had a more tired, droll-humored Martin Freeman in mind while drawing him hahaha
Considering how he just kinda RIPPED those ropes apart and has been hacking and slashing his way though the studio with an axe, I figure Henry’s older but has aged pretty well and still has a bit of muscle on him. Maybe he served in the war; who knows!
(drawn in MSPaint because that’s all I have on hand at the moment)
I’m not sure if I’m gonna consistently draw him like this in the future; we’ll see!
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