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gallusrostromegalus:

botanyshitposts:

tilthat:

TIL of a thousand year old rosebush in Hildesheim Germany. It even survived world war two, despite the fact that the church it grows next to was destroyed by allied bombers.

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1. Obligatory @thebibliosphere tag.

2. @botanyshitposts tags:

#again an example of the absolute nihilism of plants that i love so much #this plant is completely unaware that its lived a thousand years #look theres a little plague in front of her!!! humans are so amazed by her age!!!!!!#but is she amazed by her age? no. #she knows only that she seeks nuntrient.#she is above our petty hominid conflicts and admiration #look at her vines coming off!!!! she is seeking more structures upon which to place her glucose manufacturing organs!!!!#she demands another trellis from her underlings!!!!!!!

3. This rosebush is probably a fixture in local bee religion.

jennerallydrawing:

some goils

evooob:

daveslider:

thebeakincarnate:

quibblepoof:

human are you awake yet

Thank you I feel like i am awake for the first time in my life

kisbe:

magebird:

luzerna:

nougats:

I don’t enjoy homestuck much anymore, so I did a bunch of comics based around the parts I did enjoy. theres a pattern

thank you gats

I need every one of these tattooed on my body

These are the best things I have ever read.

boringartist:

It’s pocky day appearently so i thought it’d be a bit fun if i draw some of my gals with pocky sticks and let others draw in their own characters to fufill the pocky game!

have fun with it!

bradley-upperbitch-iii:

Translation:

Hey gang, I just ran after this animal. Someone tell me what animal is this. Look. It’s weird, I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, my god *bird kicks* HEY, CALM IT FUCKER, DON’T PECK ME. My mom has a zoo at her house, I’m gonna take it to her. But look, it’s a weird animal *bird starts pecking his fingers* AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT PECKED ME, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. *sucks air through teeth* UUUGHH FUCK, HE’S PECKING ME GUYS AAAAAAAAHH, ASSHOLE AAAH. FUCKER, LET ME GO, OH FUCK AAH–