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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

congrats OP this is literally the only grinch post i’ll ever reblog

“Shit I Overheard at my Law Firm” Sentence Starters

the-self-proclaimed-prince:

  • “Just read this fucker and take it to court.”
  • “Tone down your depositions, A-hole.” 
  • “He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.”
  • *grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.” 
  • “I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”
  • “That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”
  • “There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”
  • “Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?”
  • “You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”
  • “When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”
  • “He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”
  • “Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”
  • “What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?” 
  • “I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”
  • “You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”
  • “We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”
  • *applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”
  • “Are you going to shut up and FISH today?” 
  • “Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”
  • “Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”
  • “Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”
  • “I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”
  • “Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”
  • “The stapler has been compromised.” 
  • “You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”
  • “I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”
  • “For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”
  • “Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”
  • “I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”