monsterousarte:

Hey so my kitty Callie is running low on food, and she doesn’t enough to last my pay day this friday 😦 I would really appreciate it if you would buy a commission or donate to my ko fi!! I need about 30 dollars for the kind she needs.

I guess tumblr broke links, so my commission info is in my mobile description (that still works, I did check) and pm me for my ko fi or paypal if you aren’t interested in a commission, my messages are open to everyone!

spherekuriboh:

twink-john:

Me, playing Mario games : Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi? Luigi?

Luigi : *appears*

Me : LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI!

@lookerdewitt

molothoo:

bonitaapplebaumgotabigolbutt:

bitemen0ww:

freakzone215:

kingkreeper1911:

mrsthyck69:

thefandomdropout:

17mul:

colour-my-world-purple:

amey-winehouse:

tcoco80:

jaileyrhode:

I will break my fucking wrist reblogging this every time i see it.

“I’m mixed with black” say it again sis

This

Mi dun say mi black, wam?

😍 her accent

“my great great great step grand roach is this” 

Be proud of who you are….

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽please tell them!

Preach

Yesssss

😍😍😍 Tell ‘em sis!

Go awf!

djchives:

rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-pt2:

nommobile:

unshaped:

megainum:

thesilverhammer:

godpenis:

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “

I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes.

CAN I GET A BOX?

As a server this speaks to my soul 😂😂

When she said “can I get a container for my ranch so I can put it in my box” I felt that

ryukotatsuma:

tired-coconut:

amalgamasreal:

trilllizard666:

daisenseiben:

mother-teresa-with-a-dick:

turbovirginbonerlord:

OP forgot the best part

did he try to stab her?

No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology.

The running joke of the manga is that he used to be a high-ranking yakuza enforcer who’s having trouble adapting to civilian life. Hence her shocked face when she saw the decorations and the creepy way he sang “Happy Birthday”; it’s a traditional birthday celebration for your oyabun, not your wife.

oh my god, i just realized, this means he sees her

AS THE BOSS IN THE RELATIONSHIP

He see’s her as his direct boss, but the group’s head is the Women’s Association Chairwoman:

Someone please link me the full manga or something

This is Good Shit™

Gokushufudou: The Way of the House Husband:

https://mangadex.org/chapter/114999/1

The reason Tumblr vanished from the App Store: Child pornography that slipped through the filters

andrewhussiespisskink:

gun-flame:

………….we knew this shit was an issue that staff has been ignoring for ages but it finally came to bite them in the ass

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hey general psa that in the notes theres a bunch of really stupid misinformation bullshit (as i should have expected) abt how this is a fandom thing, about fanart/fanfiction, and i would just like to clarify for as many people as i can that this is not a fandom thing at all, it is an issue targeting IRL minors. 

minors have been running “sex work” blogs, selling private snapchats, et cetera, using tumblr as their platforms. there are also adult rings of CP (photographs and videos of IRL minors) distributors on tumblr that have managed to slip by filters. this is the issue being looked into by law enforcement, this is the issue being pursued by tumblr, and it is the reason the purge is being done so hastily and messily (protection of minors being sexually trafficked is generally more important than avoiding Jane Doe #193′s doctor who blog being nuked by accident). reporting fandom blogs to tumblr for written content and fanart is only going to confuse the matter further and make it more likely that minors will be put at greater risk (if fake reports come in massive quantities and drown out the real reports or make alarm fatigue likely).

please don’t spread misinformation y’all!

The reason Tumblr vanished from the App Store: Child pornography that slipped through the filters

kingjaffejoffer:

enajcosta:

stretchmarkilla:

norest4thaweary:

pearlmarley:

We all using 1 account

Stop making all them shows don’t nobody care about

Most companies are in debt. AT&T is 200 billion in debt. So 20 is light weight

yet sallie mae stay calling me at my job every week over a measly $1500

This was all planned. If you read the summaries of their investor reports, going back years they said they planned to take on debt to invest in content. 

Their international subscriber numbers are going up every quarter so they’re good. 

haledamage:

waspabi:

lornacrowley:

blossomfae:

missvoltairine:

bradkey:

osmanthusoolong:

arminarlerted:

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces “I ASCEND” it’s the best thing