So king dice what are your daily routine when handling the casino?

askcupsandcasinos:

I gotta a question for Cups and Mugs, since you’ve started working at the casino, have became friends with some of the enemies you’ve fought before? (Btw love your art style)

askcupsandcasinos:

(thank youuu)

Hey, Cuphead, Mugman! Best impression of your favorite person in the casino?

askcupsandcasinos:

I don’t know why but all I can see is cuphead dabbing for no reason at his work

askcupsandcasinos:

(resist the temptation)

Cup and mugs where do you sleep once your shifts are over?

askcupsandcasinos:

(would yall believe me if i said almost each of these panels were drawn with different art programs

i had to redraw a lot of the panels here too because of technical difficulties so thats why it turned out kinda messy and all)

Ay, does the Casino have entertainment? Like singers and performers? I only ask bc I like performin and I miss the stage ;u; also you guys are dope af and I want to be friends 👍

askcupsandcasinos:

(uuughhhh this one took so long for some reason, i redid that first panel like 3 times and then i realised i forgot cuphead’s diamond on that last one go me)

(ALSO ALSO YALL if the bros ever DO end up performing with Dice, it would be LIKE THIS)

Hey yo cuphead, ever wonder if King Dice’s head spins, since you know it levitates off his neck? or better yet it you hit it can you roll his head to get a number?

askcupsandcasinos:

skeletonize:

skeletonize:

i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little

bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13

this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)

i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9

we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period

then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages

then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair

then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair

then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together

then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day

then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19 and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.

i’m never on here anymore, but i wanted to share that almost a month ago bronwyn and i got engaged!! under a beautiful tree on a perfect day and for the rest of my life i get to pursue her and care for her and make her laugh. i’ve said this so many times but now more than ever: if this is all i get, it’s so much more than i could have hoped for.

mirioes:

Victor ‘I expected a monster I made out of decomposing body parts to be beautiful’ Frankenstein

Victor ‘I hauled ass out of my apartment and walked around my college campus for hours instead of dealing with the monster I gave life to’ Frankenstein

Victor ‘Oh thank god the monster left my apartment while I went out and panicked so it’s not my problem anymore’ Frankenstein

Victor ‘I know that this monster killed my younger brother but if I say anything people will think I’m crazy so no thanks’ Frankenstein

Victor ‘Wow look at those mountains wait is that the creature I made sprinting at me across the ice HOLY FUCK’ Frankenstein

systlin:

jumpingjacktrash:

cicutadouglasii:

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

cicutadouglasii:

cicutadouglasii:

yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.

wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.

america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.

im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon

english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport.

‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand.

the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america.

what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?

english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*

american wizard: six beers

@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best

thank you my patronus is a monster truck

I have reblogged this I don’t even fucking know how many times but I still completely lose it every time I see the words “My Patronus is a monster truck” because that is the most AMERICAN thing I’ve ever seen in 29 years of being ‘merican.