This spotted hyena can be quite sociable and is no stranger to a bottle of beer, but when he’s around his major crush, Retsuko, he finds it difficult to gather his words.
Thank you, anonymous, for requesting Haida. It was definitely nice to write some smooth jazz for this one. I felt it was appropriate for how lovestruck Haida is.
This particular Crystal Gem has a fierce and boisterous, yet very friendly, demeanor. It is clear that she was very close friends with Garnet and Pearl. Bismuth makes powerful weapons to help out the resistance against the Homeworld’s army, but she has one particular weapon that is far more intense and devastating than the rest. A weapon that Steven believes shouldn’t be used against anyone, not even the enemy.
Thank you, anonymous, for requesting Bismuth. I really hope you enjoy the direction I took with hers.
It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.
And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”
And I look at the bottom.
the ad is seven hours long.
UPDATE
i’m half an hour in
the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.
He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon
he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.
HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA
he’s really getting into the book
He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he’s measuring the grass again.
HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET
the sprinklers turned on…i’m two hours into this thing
