sallyyates:

flootzavut:

tiltingslightlybitchward:

eowynmoriarty:

parhelics:

ppl on facebook sarcastically saying “well why don’t we do 40 year background checks on EVERYONE in congress?? there’d be nobody left!1!!”

…..that’s a great idea, let’s do that!!

Yeah, like, if we got rid of all the pedophiles and rapists and racists and replaced them with good people, how does anyone have a problem with it?

I legit had someone unfriend me after they shared that post and I was like yeah, let’s do that!

Seriously though. If you did a forty year background check on me, you’d find lots of immaturity and stupidity, but you wouldn’t find any sexual assaults or attempted rapes because I’m a decent fucking human being.

Like, this is… not a hot take? This is seriously just keeping abusers out of positions of power. How does anyone have a problem with that??!?

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/spaceacekaiju/179218462146/tumblr_p6qy7rJpb41wp2jn6?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://spaceacekaiju.tumblr.com/post/179218462146/audio_player_iframe/spaceacekaiju/tumblr_p6qy7rJpb41wp2jn6?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fspaceacekaiju%2F179218462146%2Ftumblr_p6qy7rJpb41wp2jn6

mystery-moose:

that-good-good-blog:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

hey remember when justin suddenly realized that his dad lied to him thank you and good night

holy fucking shit this is the wrong audio taako kill me

This is better than anything I could have imagined

I was preparing to enjoy one thing and then I enjoyed something completely different way more.