onebatch–twobatch:

thehighladyelf:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

yogurt-gun:

tin-pan-ali:

john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined

image

‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’ 

“God can’t hear you.”

“One black coffee”

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him

He looks like the chaotic evil of Fred Rogers

maltedmilkchocolate:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-rain-monster:

pettyartist:

nataliesama:

arooooo:

1-800-hellyeah:

did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

@ladyepicenter

how the fuck

T H E    M O L E    D I V I N E R

Of course there is an ancient Scottish art of finding moles in golf courses.

druids are real and they use their animal affinity for mole-grabbing

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/magic-mr-mole-man-becomes-6381679

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3220769/Mole-one-Golf-club-owner-holds-hand-course-telepathically-locates-small-mammal-digging-ground.html

lol

Dude’s from Lancaster. Not Yorkshire, Scotland, or Australia(???HOW???).