Blizzard do you even know your own timeline– wait this is blizzard of course they dont

jamlabs:

“ashe and mccree established deadlock!” blizzard excitedly tells us. “theyre partners!!”
“but the gang was established in 1976,” the fans say in confusion. “thats been established for a long time now.” 
“well–” 
“and didnt mccree sell out deadlock to overwatch? wouldnt they hate each other? like a lot?” 
“you see–” 
“and why did mccree have the chip for the robot in the crate? what was his tip off? how did he get there on time and if he drove did he just abandon his ride there??” 
Michael Chu himself steps down and leans into the microphone. “Ashe’s young, white and conventionally attractive.” 
The boys scream and the R34 artists go wild. They drown out the fans sobs as the timeline/lore is even further destroyed. Michael Chu laughs.