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I’m gay because my mom let me read Stephen King too young and I thought that’s just how sex was for straight people.

Don’t defend Stephen King’s sex scenes!!! I don’t wanna do lackluster no eye contact hand stuff with a brooding New England father who can’t handle the weight of the horrors lurking within his town (or are they within himself??? Oooh makes you think), and I’m certainly not gonna have pantyhose fetish hallucination sex with Elvis through some cursed sunglasses the devil gave me, and that’s final.