So I just applied for food stamps for like the sixth or seventh time this year, but while I’m waiting for that to process (and likely be denied again), would it be inappropriate to spread a post just to scrounge up some grocery money?
I know this site has helped me out with rent just last month, and I’m thankful for that, and I know like in an existential sense I haven’t earned that yet, much less earned anything more. But I’m also hungry and I’ve got a migraine I can’t shake. I asked my family for 15 dollars today and they just screamed at me.
Whenever I do this kind of thing I always try to pay it forward into the universe later on. So far I haven’t had the ability to do that, I’m still out of work and hanging onto my apartment by the skin of my teeth. Still, if I could just get some decent food, maybe even a fresh vegetable, that would be astronomical for me right now.
Click here to buy me one bell pepper which I will devour whole like an apple.
Hey guys what’s up, I have a very promising interview tomorrow! Downside: I have no money for public transportation. Or, like, eating beforehand. Click above to give me transit fare pretty pretty please I’m so stoked about this interview, I’ll be so depressed if I don’t make it there.
Hey guys what’s up it’s me again, I know I just did this but I’m on my period and I have no toilet paper and I’ve literally been begging my mom and my aunt, two other people who also have uteruses, all day to help me with that predicament and they won’t because they think I’m lying. I literally just need like 10 bucks for to buy toilet paper. My aunt owns a house with 5 bedrooms and eats at the Outback Steakhouse 5 nights a week (literally the waitresses all know her by name) and won’t duke me ten bucks for toilet paper. I’m just so tired. I dunno what I’m gonna do with myself if I don’t get this job. My interview shoes are falling apart, my interview pants have been sewn ten times in the last few months, I’m hungry all the time, and I can’t even buy toilet paper.
Click the link above to make life seem less insurmountable I guess. Literally just, ten dollars.