at what point did we all silently agree that merles only clothes are hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts, long socks, and sandals.
the microsecond after he said the words “beach dwarf”
To illustrate:
[img id: a group photo of several merle highchurch cosplayers all wearing variations of different printed ‘Hawaiian’ shirts. most of the cosplayers are also wearing cargo shorts, sandals, and socks. end id]