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The people Deadpool express attraction to in the movies.

I’ve seen people say comic Deadpool is a pansexual who prefer women but who’s most long-lasting and important relationship ended up being with a man, Cable. Movie Deadpool on the other hand seems to be a pansexual who prefer men but happened to fall completely in love with a woman, Vanessa. There might be something to that theory.

It’s pretty obvious that Colossus becomes Wade’s “replacement Vanessa” because he’s the only person who puts his foot down and insists on caring for Wade, so Wade kinda starts treating him like Vanessa because he misses her so much and doesn’t know what to do with all the love he still has for her.

Fun fact, Peter is a beekeeper so that might be why Wade calls him Sugar Bear. I’ve said before that Dopinder is the only man who never complained about Wade hitting on him, and that’s because Peter is too naive to notice such things so his lack of complaints doesn’t really count for much. For example, it’s pretty obvious from Peter’s twitter that his wife is cheating on him but he can’t tell.

I didn’t realize this, but someone pointed out that Dopinder shows a lot of signs of someone coming from a broken home where the parents were constantly fighting. When Deadpool and Cable fight in his taxi he is visibly distraught, and when they start fighting over HIM he looks like he’s about to cry. The whole thing is so upsetting to him that when Wade caress his face he starts to pull away but then changes his mind and push back into his hand, like he hates that they’re yelling at each other but he also likes when Wade pets him. He’s so damn conflicted and upset about the yelling and has to remind himself that they’re not his parents?