yepiamthesmileyface:

CALLING IT NOW

THE GOATMAN IS RICK DANNON

Proof

• Rick’s death was specifically mentioned on the Previously On, with no real reason. the tram stuff makes sense, because they’re dealing with the fallout, but Rick isn’t mentioned anywhere in the ep.
• At least this goat person isn’t from Silvain
• he knows Duck
• Sheriff Zeke said “I see every stiff that comes through here […] something isn’t right in this town.” which makes a lot of sense if something fucky was going on with Danner’s body when it came through
• Zeke is also noted to be a skeptic, so what in the world would possess him to move away from the theory that Ned’s just drumming up business, and to seek out advice from Ned Fuckin Chicane? unless. unless like I said, something was going on with the body
• he was noted to be more emotional than all the other goatpeople, which would make sense if he was just recently turned into a goatman