https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/spaceacekaiju/178791436510/tumblr_orvfkfYEQ81rsgp14?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://spaceacekaiju.tumblr.com/post/178791436510/audio_player_iframe/spaceacekaiju/tumblr_orvfkfYEQ81rsgp14?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fspaceacekaiju%2F178791436510%2Ftumblr_orvfkfYEQ81rsgp14

giraffodil:

thatcomona:

This is about 400% funnier said out loud.

Also, this is exactly the kind of thing my high school friends and I would memorize for shits and giggles