LMAO melon musk really was so loud, blasted a car into space and everything and now he’s fired from his own company less than a year later GET FUCKED BOYO
AND IT WAS ALL OVER A WEED JOKE HE MADE FOR A GIRLFRIEND WHO DIDNT EVEN STAY WITH HIM AJDJSHGFJDKSK GOD
i know we’ve all had time to process elon musk’s total collapse over time but seriously look at the big picture for a sec its so fucking funny
uses his funds from owning paypal to make a space company
cultivates a following of awful nerds
thinks hes king shit of fuck mountain and it shows
shot a car into space for no real reason just because he could
has plans to create this vast space colony on mars
starts dating grimes
gets high on acid and tweets about booty shorts
makes this shitty submarine no one likes or needs as a publicity stunt
calls the guy who saved children imstead of using his shitass submarine a pedophile because he didnt use said shitass submarine
starts crying in articles about how much this year has sucked for him, a billionaire who routinely fucks over his works and destroys union sentiment on purpose
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