averybabery:

mothdogs:

vampireapologist:

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder

I was ringing up a shit ton of alcohol for this one guy and once the transaction was done I was all like “Have a nice day, see you again!” And he was like “Nah, probably not. I’m buying all this because I just got diagnosed with terminal liver disease.”